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January |
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| Week 1 | Dec 29 - Jan 4 | Don't be a stick in the mud! |
| Week 2 | Jan 5 - Jan 11 | WRONG! Moosebreath. |
| Week 3 | Jan 12 - Jan 18 | Driving like a bat out of hell. |
| Week 4 | Jan 19 - Jan 25 | Knucklehead! |
| Week 5 | Jan 26 - Feb 1 | Keep your eyes peeled! |
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February |
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| Week 6 | Feb 2 - Feb 8 | Aha! A poisonous Achtung! |
| Week 7 | Feb 9 - Feb 15 | I really saved your bacon! |
| Week 8 | Feb 16 - Feb 22 | Get it through your thick skull! |
| Week 9 | Feb 23 - Mar 1 | Keep your eye on the ball! |
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March |
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| Week 10 | Mar 2 - Mar 8 | Was that a B-Flat? |
| Week 11 | Mar 9 - Mar 15 | Are you up to no good? |
| Week 12 | Mar 16 - Mar 22 | We'd better git to gittin! |
| Week 13 | Mar 23 - Mar 29 | Look, that cow's taking a picture of you! |
| Week 14 | Mar 30 - April 5 | Somebody put a bullet in 'im. |
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April |
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| Week 15 | Apr 6 - Apr 12 | Numbnutz |
| Week 16 | Apr 13 - Apr 19 | They oughta be strung up! |
| Week 17 | Apr 20 - Apr 26 | Throw with your body, not with your arm! |
| Week 18 | Apr 27 - May 3 | Gotta watch 'em like a hawk! |
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May |
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| Week 19 | May 4 - May 10 | Do I have to get my belt!?!? |
| Week 20 | May 11 - May17 | They ought to have their heads examined! |
| Week 21 | May 18 - May 24 | Well I'll be darned! |
| Week 22 | May 25 - May 31 | Ben Achziger evades Police |
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June |
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| Week 23 | June 1 - June 7 | Wipe that look off your puss! |
| Week 24 | June 8 - June 14 | Bassackwards |
| Week 25 | June 15 - June 21 | I didn't know they piled shit that high! |
| Week 26 | June 22 - June 28 | Gave 'em both barrels! |
| Week 27 | June 29 - Jul 5 | Back in two shakes! |
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July |
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| Week 28 | Jul 6 - Jul 12 | It's hotter 'n hell! |
| Week 29 | Jul 13 - Jul 19 | Yer butt sucks canal water! |
| Week 30 | Jul 20 - Jul 26 | Push-up torture |
| Week 31 | Jul 27 - Aug 2 | That's all she wrote! |
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August |
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| Week 32 | Aug 3 - Aug 9 | Really took him to the cleaners |
| Week 33 | Aug 10 - Aug 16 | Where's the cops |
| Week 34 | Aug 17 - Aug 23 | I know a shortcut |
| Week 35 | Aug 24 - Aug 30 | I'll be damned! |
| Week 36 | Aug 31 - Sep 6 | School days |
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September |
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| Week 37 | Sep 7 - 13 | Algebra help |
| Week 38 | Sep 14 - 20 | Camera shoot |
| Week 39 | Sep 21 - 27 | Feuerspitzenloudenboomer |
| Week 40 | Sep 28 - Oct 4 | Just what the doctor ordered |
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October |
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| Week 41 | Oct 5 - Oct 11 | Gutless wonder |
| Week 42 | Oct 12 - Oct 18 | That's just your breath blowing back in your face! |
| Week 43 | Oct 19 - Oct 25 | I should hope to kiss a duck! |
| Week 44 | Oct 26 - Nov 1 | Catch that one and paint it green! |
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November |
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| Week 45 | Nov 2 - Nov 8 | I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole! |
| Week 46 | Nov 9 - Nov 15 | Ricky Ricky Rak Rak |
| Week 47 | Nov 16 - Nov 22 | Pardon ME!, said the hog. |
| Week 48 | Nov 23 - Nov 29 | You're so full of it, your eyes are brown! |
| Week 49 | Nov 30 - Dec 6 | Faked him out of his jockstrap! |
| Week 50 | Dec 7 - Dec 13 | Been chasing parked cars again? |
| Week 51 | Dec 14 - Dec 20 | Let's go burn a can! |
| Week 52 | Dec 21 - Dec 27 | Famous last words |
| Week 53 | Dec 28 - Jan 3 | Never heard of the bum! |