January

Week 1 Dec 29 - Jan 4 Don't be a stick in the mud!
Week 2 Jan 5 - Jan 11 WRONG! Moosebreath.
Week 3 Jan 12 - Jan 18 Driving like a bat out of hell.
Week 4 Jan 19 - Jan 25 Knucklehead!
Week 5 Jan 26 - Feb 1 Keep your eyes peeled!
  

February

Week 6 Feb 2 - Feb 8 Aha! A poisonous Achtung!
Week 7 Feb 9 - Feb 15 I really saved your bacon!
Week 8 Feb 16 - Feb 22 Get it through your thick skull!
Week 9 Feb 23 - Mar 1 Keep your eye on the ball!
  

March

Week 10 Mar 2 - Mar 8 Was that a B-Flat?
Week 11 Mar 9 - Mar 15 Are you up to no good?
Week 12 Mar 16 - Mar 22 We'd better git to gittin!
Week 13 Mar 23 - Mar 29 Look, that cow's taking a picture of you!
Week 14 Mar 30 - April 5 Somebody put a bullet in 'im.
  

April

Week 15 Apr 6 - Apr 12 Numbnutz
Week 16 Apr 13 - Apr 19 They oughta be strung up!
Week 17 Apr 20 - Apr 26 Throw with your body, not with your arm!
Week 18 Apr 27 - May 3 Gotta watch 'em like a hawk!
     

  May

Week 19 May 4 - May 10 Do I have to get my belt!?!?
Week 20 May 11 - May17 They ought to have their heads examined!
Week 21 May 18 - May 24 Well I'll be darned!
Week 22 May 25 - May 31 Ben Achziger evades Police
      

 

June

 
Week 23 June 1 - June 7 Wipe that look off your puss!
Week 24 June 8 - June 14 Bassackwards
Week 25 June 15 - June 21 I didn't know they piled shit that high!
Week 26 June 22 - June 28 Gave 'em both barrels!
Week 27 June 29 - Jul 5 Back in two shakes!
     
 

July

 
Week 28 Jul 6 - Jul 12 It's hotter 'n hell!
Week 29 Jul 13 - Jul 19 Yer butt sucks canal water!
Week 30 Jul 20 - Jul 26 Push-up torture
Week 31 Jul 27 - Aug 2 That's all she wrote!
      
 

August

 
Week 32 Aug 3 - Aug 9 Really took him to the cleaners
Week 33 Aug 10 - Aug 16 Where's the cops
Week 34 Aug 17 - Aug 23 I know a shortcut
Week 35 Aug 24 - Aug 30 I'll be damned!
Week 36 Aug 31 - Sep 6 School days
      
 

September

 
Week 37 Sep 7 - 13 Algebra help
Week 38 Sep 14 - 20 Camera shoot
Week 39 Sep 21 - 27 Feuerspitzenloudenboomer
Week 40 Sep 28 - Oct 4 Just what the doctor ordered
       
 

October

Week 41 Oct 5 - Oct 11 Gutless wonder
Week 42 Oct 12 - Oct 18 That's just your breath blowing back in your face!
Week 43 Oct 19 - Oct 25 I should hope to kiss a duck!
Week 44 Oct 26 - Nov 1 Catch that one and paint it green!
     

 

November

 
Week 45 Nov 2 - Nov 8 I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole!
Week 46 Nov 9 - Nov 15 Ricky Ricky Rak Rak
Week 47 Nov 16 - Nov 22 Pardon ME!, said the hog.
Week 48 Nov 23 - Nov 29 You're so full of it, your eyes are brown!
     
Week 49 Nov 30 - Dec 6 Faked him out of his jockstrap!
Week 50 Dec 7 - Dec 13 Been chasing parked cars again?
Week 51 Dec 14 - Dec 20 Let's go burn a can!
Week 52 Dec 21 - Dec 27 Famous last words
Week 53 Dec 28 - Jan 3 Never heard of the bum!